Here against my will

Julian says:
just say something along the lines of "i have this inspiring friend who is always there for me and he is always there when i need him. Without him i wouldn't have done the silent protest! his name is Julian"

So, here goes nothing:
I have this inspiring[cough cough] friend who is always there for me[except when i'm angry at HIM] and he is always there when i need him. [gee...redundant much?]Without him i wouldn't have done the silent protest! [pffft yeah he wishes] his name is Julian[he answers to everything from Julie to Juliet].

Yes, it is up there against my will. I only did it out of friendship!
Yen